Q & A

happy in the haze of a drunken hour
bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

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1 day ago
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I love my skin!

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18 hours ago
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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
21 hours ago
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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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21 hours ago
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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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1 day ago
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Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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1 day ago
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